zombie ufo varmint
I’m not going to bury the lead on this one. Here, in this auspicious post, you’ll find maybe the internet’s best read yet on that upright...
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- Apr 11, 2022
- 5 min
bury me mommy!
I know disliking critics is hardly a hot take, but seriously: whatever with those guys. And too much of fan culture ends up mirroring...
- Jan 8, 2022
- 6 min
closet/basket case lesbians (british ed.)
Not a lot makes me happier than lesbian nuns, and Rose Glass’ Saint Maud concerns just such a person, except also not at all. My girl...
- Jun 5, 2021
- 6 min
trap slashing from a distance
Lately i’ve been watching the Final Destination and Saw movies. Feels like i’m stuck watching them, suffering an abundance of downtime in...
- Mar 5, 2021
- 3 min
body horror spa
All my most body horror experiences are because beauty. Like once i was idly picking at my aged pink pedicure, and i absently peeled off...
- Dec 27, 2020
- 3 min
more about cannibalism
I feel blessed typing this, i’ve evolved to the level of gay where i not only enter other people’s places from the back, but i also enter...
- Dec 2, 2020
- 5 min
industrial cannibal utopia
Cannibalism is probably the diet with the worst rep. It seems to inspire nausea in those who even think about it, but, personally, i...
- Nov 6, 2020
- 5 min
salt shaker finger
When i think faires, i don’t think ethereal qts and pixie dust, i think incest and colonialism, that classic couple, which is probably...
- Oct 27, 2020
- 5 min
horny spit venom
I read Fledgling by Octavia Butler a few weeks ago. This was the last novel she wrote before her death. It's more about deathlessness...
- Oct 24, 2020
- 5 min
Experiment IV
One of my fav horror films is Experiment IV (1986) because it’s nice and short and not really a film at all, it’s a Kate Bush song and...
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